So. Have you ever been on just a really awful date? And it drags on...and on...and on...and you check every clock you see just to make sure time hasn't completely stopped?
Maybe your date is talking your ear off,
Or you're both sitting in uncomfortable silence,
Or you're the superficial type and he/she is just really ugly...
For whatever reason you're not enjoying your date, here's 10 quick tips to be dropped home early! Or, if you're a guy, your girl may request a ride home within minutes. I promise they won't fail!
Maybe your date is talking your ear off,
Or you're both sitting in uncomfortable silence,
Or you're the superficial type and he/she is just really ugly...
For whatever reason you're not enjoying your date, here's 10 quick tips to be dropped home early! Or, if you're a guy, your girl may request a ride home within minutes. I promise they won't fail!
1. Talk about how much you miss your ex every 7.5 minutes.
2. Cover your date with gravy.
3. Answer your phone with "Hey I'm glad you called. I'm on a date and it's not going very well."
4. Eat tuna fish with garlic.
5. Say, "You look hotter on Facebook."
6. Pick your nose.
7. Pick your date's nose.
8. Start a fight with a homeless person.
9. Tell them you've never seen Harry Potter.
10. Spontaneously combust
More to come.
Go ahead ya'll! Try 'em out!
Doing all of these.
ReplyDelete(This is mikaela. I am on my brothers blogging account because I am to lazy to log onto mine.) Hi Misha! Your blog post is supper terrific. I will totally try every single one of these suggestions. Step number 7 is my favorite. That would be totally awkward...yuck. Anyways your entire blog is pretty much amazing and all your post make me laugh. Keep up the great work.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good Idea for a how to. Very Original.
ReplyDeleteThe introduction introduces the topic with clarity and humor and promises results. And after reading the 10 steps I don't doubt is't effectiveness.
Clever! No 10 would definitely put an end to things. Word Count is low and not visual element but writing is unique and memorable.
ReplyDeleteFunny. I love number 3, 6, 7....okay, I love them all!!! If I even get asked out and it goes bad, I will use one of these! Great, easy reading.
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